Currently in Mazatlan, 1992 miles, 380 miles on dirt,13 days, 11 beaches, 6 free campsites, one brothel hotel, 39 beers, 6 margaritas, one bottle of tequila, one crash, one almost crash with a small cow (when finding out the ex has a new boyfriend do not take it out on windy corners in baja, Im talking probably 10 inches from el big crasho, no mas verno), one chicken dance, 1,000,098 cacti- give or take, a lot of freaking tacos, and one slowly but surely Vern returning into being Vern.