HOW TO GET TO LA MOSQUITIA:

1. RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE TO HONDURAS.
2. GIVE YOUR BIKE A BREAK AND PAY 400 LEMPIRAS (20$) TO RIDE IN THE BACK OF A SHORT BED FOUR WHEEL DRIVE WITH 14 OTHER PEOPLE (YES 14, THERE WERE 7 MORE IN THE CAB, 21 TOTAL) AND ALL OF THEIR THINGS (THIS IS THE 3RD WORLD, THINGS INCLUDE PROPANE BOTTLES, FURNITURE, GROCERIES, GAS, ETC…) FOR ABOUT 130 MILES THAT INCLUDES ABOUT 60 MILES ON DIRT, AND 60 MILES ON THE BEACH ACTUALLY DRIVING IN THE SURF HALF THE TIME,
TWO TIDAL LAGOON CROSSINGS ON RAFTS BUILT OF SHIT WOOD HELD ALFLOAT BY BARRELS, ONE 4 FOOT DEEP TIDAL LAGOON CROSSING IN THE TRUCK (WHICH THE BEST PLACE TO CROSS WAS FOUND BY OUR DEPTH FINDER AKA GUY THAT STRIPS DOWN AND WALKS ACROSS LOOKING FOR THE SHALLOWEST SPOT, THIS SPOT CAME TO HIS CHEST) AND THE WHOLE TIME DRIVING EXPONENTIALLY FASTER THAN WHAT I WOULD RATE AS INSANELY FAST (IM TALKING MAYBE 70 MPH ON THE BEACH PORTION) WHILE THE GUYS DRIVING KEEP YELLING YEEEEEEEEE, WOOOOOOOOOO, YAAAAAARRRRR!!!! I GOTTA SAY IT WAS THE MOST FUN I HAVE HAD IN YEARS